awesome creepy mannequins take 3

So for those of you who have been with me since the beginning, you know I have a deeply disturbing attraction to the developing world's crazy creepy mannequin fixation...
Without further adieu, I bring you the Ecuadorian version... sit back and be freaked...

Do men really need this incentive to buy? "Ahh now I see exactly how my package will be cupped, I can go ahead and move forward with this difficult purchase decision"

This was a special treat, a two fer, could not decide which one was worse... err more awesomer...

But after getting up close, gotta give it to blondie... love love love the combination school boy cap, casual sunday lounging attire, still developing Amish beard, crazed smile AND not one, not two, but three, freakin' neck tattoos.