Tell me a little about yourself

Some of you knew us (back in the day), some of you know us (like we literally just saw each other), some of you are irritated with me harassing you every few years with these stoopid emails / blog posts (who hurt you?)
So for all of you, lets get to know our hosts shall we?

the Captain of the ship, my North Star, she puts the cabbage in my Kimchi... she is my beautiful wife, Heather Marie Bacchus nee Mize.

A few important notes about her

• regularly stares down GLs and P&Ls and crushes them all
• can recite any Threes Company episode (the ones with Christie, the show really lost itself after they let her go)
• ridiculously luxurious skin
• will cut you for a cookie

Next up, short, dark and reasonably ok looking, hailing from the Great White North by way some random South American $hit hole, he is the Yak of the operation... Sheik Mustafa Riad Bacchus

A few important notes about him

• cries during that Sarah Mclachlan Humane Society commercial 
• in the early 00s, fought in the underground LA tickle fight clubs (first rule of tickle fight, no one talks about tickle fighting)
• ridiculously luxurious skin (we met at a L'Oreal counter)
• recently fell asleep during a pedicure and woke up with this...